FuglyDuck

… shit like this is why ACAB is a thing.

You go to an organized snowball fight, you should expect to have snowballs tossed at you. especially if you engage in a way that makes it seem like you’re part of the festivity.

It’s all fun and games until the scatologist shows up.

Then it’s all poop jokes.

You’ve never met a swan, have you?

“Mild annoyance” are the seagulls stealing your food.

(Yes, that swan dunked the seagull so it couldn’t fly away.)

Swans don’t steal food. You give it to them hoping they don’t murder you.

I’d say ‘nope!’ But they kinda look tasty…

Most people do. Not her fault

“Yer daddy was a 2 pump chump!”

Edit: Not sure how that comes back to “mom’s a whore”

So…

What is Dast?

(The word that means what we typically use Bastard for is Dastard.)

unsurprising, when you realize they get their ideology from an iron age reboot of bronze age legal codes written by… grumpy old pervert men.

…Parental, free speech and religious rights to do what?

to ignore the privacy rights, free speech rights and religious rights of their child.

this is why they’re for base camping and not, like, backpacking. (for that I recomend a ten inch lodge with a lid still heavy, but, hey. You want to make lost hipsters drool? that and a good 'ol perc is how you do it.)

I’d usually make the joke about needing a frying pan, but those campfire dutch ovens actually have that covered, too.

Apparently Aldo hotels Americans are know to stay at or something.

Only way I would get into a CT is if Elon himself gave it to me.

That way I could slap into autopilot and see if it stops in time.

Unfortunately, I don’t think he likes me enough to be so obliging.

Yes men. The lot of them.

But it’s painted in tactical dark green!

Edit to add, it looks like the truck is a marine corps MKR18 LVSR. Could be wrong….

But this is because of the naivety and lack of critical thinking skills. Not because they are young.

Rather, because public education has been gutted to prevent kids from being taught such skills.

And even more egregiously, taught to be incurious. To not ask questions. To obey.

I suspect the slop only works on people who already nominally believe or agree with it.

Like it’s no surprise there’s so many women-haters in the Christian faith. Because if you read the scriptures at face value god hates women, just as one example.

Edit: As for ai shit, it’s less that everyone buys it or whatever, it’s that the accept the ai as authoritative because they don’t understand how it works. And it’s presented as a convincing thing. It still takes a lot to produce a convincing deepfake.

I mean, I wasn’t trying to suggest they don’t.

Just that his YT channel is alway good for a timeline cleanse.

I bet somebody is paying for that shit to pop into your feed.

lots of the religious right think that if you just see it, you’re going to agree and like, you know, become one of them. Which is funny because I find those kinds of content repulsive.

(Clint’s Reptiles, though? oh yeah. dude’s a legend.)

Needless to say, we all know who the better team is.

The men’s team disgusts me.

The women’s team inspires me. They rock.