You’re missing out, Samtime does some funny parodies

Republicans are absolute scum but they only exist in the US and are not in charge of every state. This is a bipartisan push around the globe.

Best I can do is a bunch of age verification laws to take even more control away from you

Nah it’s got much worse than that already https://social.openrightsgroup.org/@openrightsgroup/116205495518019401

You’re not overlooking anything. You hit the nail on the head, these laws are about surveillance and censorship and that’s why they’re being implemented in the worst and least privacy respecting way possible. The next step is to make sure it’s impossible to circumvent by enforcing locked bootloaders and secure boot. Phones are 90% of the way there already and it probably wouldn’t be too hard for them to fuck up the desktop/laptop side of things either.

Let’s see if it gets released before GrapheneOS and unlockable bootloader get outlawed

It doesn’t have to be a new model though