“Ah. I see by the expression on your face that you are confused by my statement. Perhaps you doubt its veracity, but let me assure you, I speak not a word of English.”

“You see, everything that I am saying to you I have learned to speak phonetically. As to the meanings of the individual words or the percumbant rules of syntax, I haven’t a clue.”

Throw me in the garbage where I belong.

I 3D printed something like this and love it. Made my 8 or so keys + fob super slim.