Hangover juice

Yup, technically one bedroom but that’s our gear room, we sleep in the loft. 825sqft, just enough and no more.

“I’m gonna make SO many slaves build this!”

So glad my house is frame on slab and the original owner was in jail for csam most of his life. His niece sold it to us after he did the only decent thing. Haven’t found a single sketchy diy fix in a year living in it aside from the weird DNS settings for the router which I promptly torched once I could afford. Anybody wanna guess why I had to look all the way to the routers DNS?

It says ABSTRACT right there on the page! I ain’t dumb, that means its not real.

Poor little victim

Edit: your username is funny

https://qntm.org/mmacevedo

Millennial here who never connected the dots. Thank you!

My cat had a spider fren for a little while that she refused to kill and eat like any other bug in the house. His name was Gerard.

Damn bro, who hurt you

Must be nice to have a partner with good hearing

$30k in debt because I didn’t feel like dying in June! Eagle screech

Thanks man

Oh fuck I’m confusing Socrates and Aristotle! I’m going to go read dialectics in shame.

Femdom, but from a man pretending to be a woman. Everyone knows there were no women in Greece!

Can’t tell if serious or joking…

Link 404s

I love learning about cool stuff because of reading it’s obituary!

I mean, obviously. Regardless, I managed to find enough humor in the concept to overcome my distaste for the medium. I’m pretty relaxed, and I don’t think that you’re my brother given I only have a sister. But congratulations if it is you, I don’t want to dead name you though.

Is that a fucking monkey monkey fucking cigs!?