Liberate the RAM first.

Or it might aliens.

Yes. But I have no reason to believe that space terrorists are attacking Texas. Even if they should be…

Are you suggesting that someone is attacking the US with meteorites? And how do they “mysteriously appear twice”? How tight is your tinfoil hat?

HP stands for “Hinge Problems”.

$1.27 million dollars per minute.

I think you dropped this: 'nt

Kinda looks like it but I’m guessing it’s just an island as there were no battleships in the book.