Mister Neon

No!

What does that even mean? Is that like a hamburger or something?

Why are you so weird?

There’s a million rain sounds sources (Spotify, YouTube, etc.). Why do you want to add/compete with those?

I’ve yet to come across such an instance. Maybe because I only browse Lemmy on Boost. I down vote everything I don’t like.

I upvote every owl picture I see.

Not my birthday. It’s the type of cake. White cake with sprinkles baked into it.

Not my birthday. It’s the type of cake. White cake with sprinkles baked into it.

I ate a slice of $2.50 birthday cake. My life is really terrible right now.

Edit: birthday cake is cake with sprinkles baked into it. It’s not my birthday.

I was on vacation in a foreign country and my wallet and phone were pickpocketed.

Went two days without food. It was pretty horrible and I slept more to cope.

Oh you are right. This article is a mess. They didn’t even name the driver that killed the guy.

Oh this is crazier than I initially imagined. My first gut reaction was conspiracy. If it is then there’s some collateral damage.

A driver of a blue Ford intentionally ran over a Homeland Security Investigation special agent resulting in him being on the hood of the vehicle.

Fucking Christ I just want a fucking job. I’m going to be homeless because my dumbass fellow country men demanded a senile rapist to lead the country along with his cabal of mutant freaks. I fucking hate it here.

Codex Borgia

I’m unemployed and involuntarily vegan for health reasons. Dried mixed beans, brown rice, and frozen vegetables are keeping me alive.