Whoa whoa whoa whoa, now let’s not go talkin’ crazy.

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

Phat.

That has morphed into thicc.

Don’t click this link. I’m warning you, you’ll be sorry in ways that I can’t begin to describe.

https://youtu.be/r-Cu2OjrxfY

So I’m not particularly proud of this, but the emergency broadcasting tests used to scare the bejebus out of me when I was a little kid. Like run into another room and hide scared. I don’t even really know what they were or were for, but they just seemed scary.

I keep my phone mounted on the air vent right in front of me, and I can say, “Siri, message my wife blah blah blah” she’ll read it back, and I’ll tell her to send it. It’s not 100% safe, but it’s way safer than holding the phone and typing it out. Nothing in a car is 100% safe, people take their eyes off the road to adjust the heat & a/c controls or turn the radio. My point is that text-to-speech is multitudes safer than holding the phone. And trust me, my job has me on the road all day. I pass plenty of people on the interstate with their heads down into their laps for stretches at 80 mph.

Hey hey, why is text-to-speech catching a stray?? I can speak way faster than I can type, even if I do occasionally have to fix a couple of typos. It beats the heck out of typing on the iOS keyboard. And text-to-speech while driving is way safer.

A Buffalo chicken pizzoli from Marcos. First time I’ve had one, and it was actually really good!

I see what you did there…

Finally, someone asking the important question.

Maybe I still am…. 🤔

But I’m in the US, so the rest of the world doesn’t matter! 🤷🏻‍♂️

(Oh, /s in case it wasn’t obvious.)

Man, these look great for the price point. Strangely though, lower priced Apple products don’t sell that well. I guess we’ll see.

But thank goodness eggs are cheap! Ammiright?!

Do you know why Mozart killed all his chickens?

Because they all went “BACH BACH, BACH BACH!”

Thank you, I’ll be here all week!