His vocal intonations sound similar to the Lockpicking Lawyer. Could this be him?

Amazing photo!

Top three work PCs for my work are Dell, Lenovo, and HP. I didn’t even consider HP on the last purchase. Not that the others options are great but never HP.

It’s only after you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything. - Tyler Durden

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