If they’ve got a model with a stylus then I’m sold.

We should crowdfund to send that kid some John Brown and Will Sherman merch.

The outer walls of my bunker are lined with old-school Shredded Wheat boxes.

That’s got to hurt.

Because unlike the women’s golds, those medals aren’t going to be spending equal time in both countries.

“His statements were factual, but ran a little to long.”

That is the most Swiss way to tell some critics to go fuck themselves.

What makes the cross country sking story even more bananas was that moments before, the the gold medal winner had given a heartfelt and tearful interview in which he dedicated his win to his teammate who had died and whose body he was the one to discover.

Being the most common tree in America doesn’t make the sycamore any less awesome.

They’re big and their canopy is lush. Their limbs are all twisty and knobbly. They’ve got huge leaves that sound amazing blowing in the wind or crunching underfoot. The colloquialism for their seedpods is hilarious and the pods themselves are almost as cool as sweetgum seed pods.

Just some great trees all around.