My back is so straight lying in bed

Yo I swear by my trackball mouse. Vertical mice are trash tho, complete placebo I’m sure of it.

I use a trackball mouse. That must be why my back is doing great.

Step one to moving to Linux should be switching to open source alternatives to the proprietary software you use while you are still on windows. If all the programs you use are already open source, then switching to Linux is so much easier.

Just pirate your music. It’s more ethical than giving money to Google or Spotify. If you want to support some musicians, buying a single piece of merch probably makes them more money than a lifetime of listening to them on a streaming service.

Space jellyfish

Exactly. Use soy yoghurt instead. Get some plant protein up in this bitch

Please do not deadname Microslop

And some be bifurcated

Trans people seem to share many of my interests. Programming, Linux, hating fascists and billionaires. I only have love for them.

Like mycelium. Oh, nevermind you said plants.

Granny is living large

I have killed 0 so far. One or two should be fine. How many to make you a serial killer? Bout 5 or 6 maybe?

At least the combine are cool alien fascists instead of regular human earth fascists

Nice rage baiting. Almost had me for a second, but nobody can be this detached from reality. Anyway, have a good day. I’m gonna crank one out to my futa porn on your behalf.

A more flavorful and sweet banana sounds awful IMO. To each their own banana nerd.

If you stare at it long enough it will actually get dark. The elites don’t want you to know this.

Where exactly is the White House?

Always does. For some time.

LibreOffice for life! If I ever bow to Microslop someone just end me.