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I used to love that guy’s stuff in high school. Now I don’t get much out of a re-read.

My friend, you are not thinking like a crow. Go outside, stand where a bird would stand. Just stand there. After a while, when you see something shiny, look at it. Go pick it up. Do this for a while. Then. Then, my friend, you will have offerings for the crows.

I think they can just be nice little stones or tinfoil.

I don’t think that’s how crows work. They choose you, not the other way around. I suggest carrying lots of small shiny things, and being kind to all crows (as they are very smart and have good memories.)

You just have to head towards a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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No Ragrets

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It is important that we observe humanity, that we may less noticeably walk in the midst of it. By comparing notes, we maximize our observations.

Any piefed instance can empty the list of right-wing sites, either as a whole or on a case-by-case basis. Source: https://piefed.social/comment/11254679

what if the dude pulls a fetterman and next year he is blocking shit you agree with?

Then you move to another instance.

A lot of gyms and physical therapists have them, sometimes they’re called “yoga balls” if you want to try one out. Just make sure you have something/someone to hold on to while you’re trying it.

Some are advertised as “anti-burst” meaning if it breaks it’s more likely to slowly deflate rather than pop - iirc bc it’s made of thicker material. I had one of those and used it to sit on sometimes - it was fun but I ended up going with another chair.

Their cat builds a mecha that pulls out a card and successfully pays for it.

The mecha costs more than what they were paying for.

Yes. That’s a good thing.

I always thought that once I moved here, I might still visit reddit but I almost never do. And much of the reason is those fucking stupid cartoon mascots. "snoo"s iirc? FML.

ikr soon as this place gets too big I’m taking off to something else.

https://piefed.ca/c/fediverse/p/699486/ai-assisted-moderation-in-the-fediverse-is-happening-now-what

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Garf’s doing better than me. I eat too much, I DON’T sleep enough, and I don’t exercise at all.