That’s called saying hello to an old person

If you find enough oganesson to lick, you should get to do it

Alternatively, make your own soap.

It’s better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

Vietnam would have had him executed by now

I don’t remember the being a tail sex scene in Pocahontas, I should watch it again

No officer, I did not rob 35 banks. Those things happened in the past, which is not real. You never swim in the same river twice.

So we need to translate it so the audience undertands there’s a level of implied cultural acceptance of pedos. How’s this?

“I didn’t know you were a redditor”

Why buttonless? I like buttons.

Heck, a scroll wheel would be a killer feature so I don’t smudge the screen with my disgusting oils

If those anime fans could read they would be very upset

This is actually the law in Arizona

This game is why I keep falling for toxic women

That’s partly on me. To be clear, I wanted to point out there are cases where it’s a valid complaint, outside of the usual white genocide dipshits. The current “controversy” with Helen is not one of those cases

I’m not. She’s the best and I will defend her to my last breath.

She was so white her face could blind a thousand ships

Tell that to Ursula Le Guin when she saw all those white people in the Earthsea adaptations.

Note: There are few characters in the Earthsea books who are white precisely because most fantasy is white.

Surely Ballmer did something more stimulating than alcohol

Feels greedy to ask more of the potato gods after today’s good news

Me about to pet the shit out of some lions

Let them cook. It doesn’t matter the reason, as long as the CIA-sponsored religion fucks off of South America.