Molester Asshole Gaslighting America.

Some scumbags in my town apparently think that “FIRE ZONE” means “entitled asshole parking” in French.

I’m an atheist so I’ll probably be in Hell, but my Grandma was an atheist too, (so I guess I’ll get to see her too!)[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJH0eBtnbcs]

Yo, Semite. Truth is stranger than fiction when it comes to the Fat Orange Clown.

All the way, my brother! Fuck Will Smith and his whole fucking family.

Comes with a green lid that’s two sizes too small. In an alternate dimension, there’s a smaller green bowl with an over-sized yellow lid.

A dog watching another dog bite the hand that feeds her.

At least it will give your children or siblings something to fight over when you die.