100%

Or dog food

Its funny to say you discovered 180,000 of something big that wanders around slowly in the open.

Is citric acid free? How much before you could have bought a tumble dryer?

Local walmart assigns the most pathetic people to the receipt checker job. Its always either the frail old lady or the 3ft tall guy.

I often use Turd Fergusson

“guys” now means “all yall”

Brand new sentance

Good thing this is the only problem we have in the world

Snub??

Thirst. Juicy titties.

This is evidence that the enemy is hiding their crimes. We have to dig deeper.

Get help.

Dont use insulation??

Wow the shadowy evil dumocrats are good at hiding their crimes

Success:

I am shocked that they are being limited now

I might just buy it for my son so I can use it.

I’m 42.

I want a remote control speedboat.