Had a kid recently… They changed the song so LMNOP isn’t so rapid fire for new babies

Left thumb and left middle.

Different tools. Multiple years apart

Cut my finger off twice, almost lost my foot to sepsis whilst camping, and was witness/transport for 2 different heart attacks.

Longest I’ve waited for serious treatment is about 5 minutes, most expensive was a 50$ parking ticket.

You’re being fleeced like fools

Less rude? Fuck you.

/s ❤️