The plan: Attack Iran

That’s it.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Racists go brrrrrr

They love bananas. But only give them in moderation due to the high sugar content.

Not the “administration”, but Trump himself.

Will this be cash or banana slice?

Has the prediction market latched onto offering a line on Patch Tuesday yet?

It’s also rampant assholery, but that’s harder to legislate.

The Tragic School Bus

Always great to see scientists with a sense of humor.

They’ve revealed Victoria’s secret.

I worked in that industry (for a company that used Fiery print controllers with some products), and this is standard practice. Our machines took forever to boot up because of limited RAM and slow CPUs. Even their latest machines, which we have at my current employer, struggle. One can only imagine what newer ones will be like with the current RAM situation.

You never sleep on new, unwashed bedsheets. I thought everyone knew that.

He truly discovered his potential.

Please take a number, sir. We’ll get to you eventually.

“Let’s dump it in the ocean. No one will ever know.”

Perhaps, but maybe he shouldn’t be using Skittles to play it.

What would Wisconsin want with da yoopers?

This is the kind of image that really makes you wonder what Medieval artists were smoking.

I once thought the Democratic Party in the US was liberal. Now I realize they’re slightly right of center (with some exceptions), and there really isn’t a truly liberal (or leftist) party of any note.

Honey, I won’t try to stop you. But I will film it.