Not a democrat, not a member of the LGBTQ committee, not an immigrant, not a trans athlete, not a black person, just good ol fashioned classic republican.

The stonks are crashing, war is raging, and the ocean is full of microplastic. What to do?…

If Jesus came back today maga would re-crucify him for being to woke.

Trumageddon

The red blotch admits Donny has no future.

Diddy I’m gonna need some of your oil to help with these rising gas prices! 🫲🍊🫱

Hell no!

Yea theses were invented years ago, we called them helicopters.

Haha you fool you activated my trap card! Go! Epstein Fury! 🫲🍊🫱

Han Solo shot first.

Oh good I’m sure this will help lower the price of groceries and gas.

Not good enough, arrested, convict, and executed there traitors.

Where the Epstein files in an Iranian school?

Where’s my noble peace prize for blowing up kids in an Iranian school? 🫲🍊🫱

Melania: “To make peace you must suck, suck, then fuck, fuck.”

Cancel your subscription to everything that they own and control. Don’t watch any of their movies in the theater. Don’t give them a fucking penny anymore.

Incinerate

If you ever watch the video of Karl Sagan describing what the fourth dimension is, that is a slight possibility for explaining poltergeist ghosts, possibly even alien abductions.