Lol this a good one too

I prefer the term ‘pedofocals’

I was gunna say, you ever seen this man make chicken stock??? No way hes not on cocaine. This is a normal day for him. Gobless.

Fucking crazy, right???

Yeah, I thought the same thing. That’s when they asked me for the photo id…

How do we feel about ‘pedofocals’?

Song slaps though

They finally found it. The Blue Angel mushroom really does exist…

Whenever my partner and I stay at a hotel, we always get a kick out of how dystopian commercials have become.

You’re a real one. Thank you!