Nobody “believed” these things. They PRETENDED TO BELIEVE THEM because “fuck you, you can’t prove I don’t.”

Because the “opposition” still thinks waving signs and doing parades counts as “action”

In my mind, that album is still “new Green Day”

I’m assuming you’re American, because it’s very on-brand for Americans to expect someone else to fix their shit for them while they sit by and do nothing (thereby making it everyone else’s problem)

One that do-nothing Americans have done nothing but tacitly encourage.

Get off your asses, you fucking cowards. Though, this is like the thirtieth red line. You let all the others be crossed without lifting a finger- I have zero confidence you’ll start now.

I’m sure Will Smith could do a straight dramatic science fiction action movie with no comedy, but AFAIK he’s never done it.

I Am Legend is probably the closest.

Agreed, but I also firmly believe there is another universe in which we could believably type “Keanu Reeves would have been disastrous in The Matrix”

Americans are already numb. They don’t give a single shit.

Nah.

Nah. They’re subhuman. At best.

Shitty science at BYU? Surely not!

White American liberals in a nutshell

If you were kicking fascist ass every day we’d know your name.

You’re talking mostly to Americans here- what else do you expect?