I still see daisy chains of blind box rewards. Ur good.

One of my cats recently taught themselves how to piss in the toilet, and I feel triggered

It’s collective PTSD. 1997. Keeping up with things feels like a marathon. It’s hard smile rn. It doesn’t feel appropriate rn. You Stonewall until the other person indicates how they feel, but sometimes you get two blank faces going back and forth. In general, we live in interesting times and I don’t want to het punched in the face because I smiled about Trump being a bitch.

Big Potato is my favorite rapper

Silky now I gotta learn about a new dog breed

It’s probably worth about 1-15m. It’s about location, sadly.

We’re all crunchy down here

I don’t know. Americans are trying to police the “State of hard emus.” Might be too hard to concure.

I once had to convince MULTIPLE people that they couldn’t drown their fish by using too much water. No, they weren’t worried about water treatment. They had their fish on a water paper towel for inspection and killed them.

Second isn’t my argument, but it was an amazing argument to hear at the bar. It started with a guy screaming, "Alcohol is NOT a drug. Name ONE addictive ingredient in alcohol! " Lmao

I moved around a lot when I was younger. It really depends on where you live. In most towns I lived in, there were a series of public schools that were meant to serve their immediate communities, but everyone avoided specific schools known for poor education and bullying. I spent most of my time in SoCal and didn’t see much violence. If we’re talking about verbal harassment/ bullying, I don’t think I’ve been anywhere without that. It’s just different versions/ severities.

I’ve seen chickens do this to other chickens. It’s normal for them to peck at each other a bit, but if they see blood, they go crazy. They also eat eggs sometimes. Chickens, though

Republicans have taught Americans to resent public education. Also, most teachers are Women, so I’ll let fill in the blanks.

“You gotta be quicker than that”

Shout out methylphenidate

Obviously, they’re liberating the world of women from Iran /s

I don’t know you, but I love you from afar. RIP Alistar.