Also, regularly lubricate your treadmills if you want any durability.

Yup. Most definitely not told that.

Was I told that?

I probably didn’t, as that seems like a US thing.

Wild.

Automatic insurance machines? I have no idea what Watterson is talking about.

But of course that’s the Democrats fault. Thanks, Obama!

Stop bringing US politics in every online space, please.

And you put in more sand! Asshole!

Same difference.

Vagina dentata!

You’re not swearing to serve country and flag with the anthem, though. It’s like the crazy generals looked at that and went “no, that’s too far”.

PET is one of the easiest plastics to recycle. If this was done to PS, it’d be awesome.

It is the setting of The Santa Clarita Diet, though.

of Omacom, the nonprofit foundation that oversees a popular Linux distribution known as Omarchy.

popular?! According to whom?

At this point we’re talking past each other, which is unfortunate. I’ve had first aid training including CPR and AED operation, plus a few refreshers over the years. It was always stressed that death was a near certainty if you don’t provide CPR at the right time. And someone expecting the machine to do it all, in a high stress situation typical of AED use, has a reasonable probability of failing to do, even when instructed by the device.

I think you’re focusing on the wrong part here. Some people will not do CPR at all. And a lot of people think an AED will perform all the needed steps to resuscitate someone. If someone like that were to use an AED, they’re very likely to kill someone.

AEDs STOP THE HEART. It’s up to you to restart with CPR afterwards

if you’re not confident in your CPR skills, do not apply an AED!

Keep telling yourself that.