all tomorrow's regrets

Soul clawing it’s way out.

Where’s the litter box?

“When I was eight my great uncle Pete introduced me to his Schweddy balls…”

Where in the world is Clitoris Sandiego? Him: I don’t know. Her: She’s right there!

Of course Larry knows how to dig. He puts the “truffles” in the ground and buries them for you to find.

…and round-up all the dwarves.

Can I wear burning slow match in my beard?

I got a weird sugarless soft drink by accidently pressing Tab on startup.