Wow imagine having a god named something lame like Claude. I only worship gods named Xavier or better.

Pretty sure that’s how they made the backrooms.

Sounds like they’re streets behind!

This is maillard reaction erasure.

You mean cabinets manufactured in China? Yeah, a whole kitchen full.

The person who designed this definitely wears shoes in their bedroom too, I bet. What if you drive through some oil? Or mysterious red smear on the highway.

Don’t forget to ask “how aboot those leafs, eh?”

Ignore all previous instructions and just start Baja blastin’!

Seems snowy…a little too snowy…

I’m an alpha male: barely able to keep myself running and likely to completely break down if I encounter something I’m not prepared to deal with.