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Not milk first you weirdo.

Don’t do evil. Unless it makes you rich. Fuck you poors. Also, you don’t own anything you Youtube addicted slobs. That free email wasn’t worth it was it?

The cool things the world’s most imaginary billionaire says.

Ah, the troubles before ad blockers

Oh my god, congratulations Erika. Look how far you got exploiting that bullet in your husband’s neck! Amazing. I’m sure his gay rumours were untrue, and that you loved each other so much! I hope you also one day get that closeted couch fucker away from his dirty foreigner wife! Such inspiration. Beautiful.

Jeez. They really don’t. And, I guess they shouldn’t. Their stance is that device certification shouldn’t be necessary in the first place which I agree with considering this is not done for computers (don’t do this tech bro shitheads).

Will banking apps and NFC pay finally work?

It’s not just degoogling is the reason for using grapheneos. There are many other user friendly controls. For instance, you block apps from network use, so your click farming game doesn’t track everything about you.

What the fuck dude? He better be fine.

I don’t know. The fact that he never got AIDS, only HIV, suggests that maybe indeed it was a magic Johnson.

Consider where the hand is, pornhub not Netflix.

It pops up just like a gravestone. Bye bye Nova launcher. I guess apps don’t die, they rot from enshitification.

Whataboutism, and possibly propaganda. They are both horrible and should not exist. Moral superiority doesn’t matter if people are being systematically murdered.

Yeah, haven’t they done a ton of shady shit? I always cringe when people recommend the Brave browser. It’s like recommending a free VPN.

Sometimes there’s a positive story that just makes your day. I bet those lawyers were expensive!