Yeah I married one that has always been loud af and ready to scrap with anyone, especially me.

Yep, look like all the older moms around here in Oklahoma

It’s true, I used to be a yellow jacket

Oh hell yeah

Negative, ghost rider

You prefer the right side ear hole? Weirdo.

None of y’all are horny looking at this?

And hate groups know there’s a loneliness epidemic and that humans have a lizard brain problem where our brains literally panic and sense impending doom if we feel like the human groups have ostracized us, kicked us out into the Savanah to survive on our own, so they utilize that to recruit with propaganda and in grievances that speak to the lonely and then welcome them with hateful ingroup “jokes” and repetitive beliefs that lead to radicalization.

Yeah but it’s gotten better. When I was a kid in the 70s/80s almost everyone just locked their dogs outside in the back yard and didn’t consider them family like they do now. I mean, it was their dog, yes, like sorta family, but these days almost everyone literally considering their dogs actual family, and most probably think of them in terms of being akin to children and best friends. They used to be just property and tools to a lot of people. That applies to lots of animals now, people are getting more compassionate and evolved with their theory of mind in animals. Insects, reptiles and fish are starting to sneak into that evolution as well.

So a black hill.

So we really like you and we were wondering

The guy robbing the bank letting me grab a sucker and leave because my shoes indicate I’m not in the class he’s mad at

I’d let you on but Mr muffins doesn’t like you and I prioritize my vengeful piss machine that behaves exactly like a methhead every night at 3am.

Yeah, Lauren, call me when farms are using 90% of our sunlight up and then the sun tries to charge me three to five times my grocery bill to get enough vitamin D not to die from seasonal depression or vitamin deficiencies.

Right? Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of your own predictable greed and corruption

It’s like averaging out anything- the temperature of your porridge is the average of all porridges, the new movie you’ve been waiting for just uses the most common tropes in its writing, the quality of sex you’ll have next is the average of all sex you’ve already had

Cancer roulette

Passive income

If you get 10 bros to sign up on the app and they upload verification dick pics, we will send you a free pair of truck nuts and a gator mask that is signed by RFK and whoever is in charge of ICE on the day the items are shipped out

Hell yeah, brother, see you on the app