Make sure your partner in crime isn’t a mockingbird. When push comes to shove, they always sing.
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ceenote@lemmy.worldto
Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•New Colorado Study Finds Nearly 7,900 Traffic Violations In 30-Minute WindowsEnglish
0·2 days agoAI automated enforcement offers an easily scalable solution for safety.
a comprehensive automated enforcement strategy as a scalable, unbiased way to save hundreds of lives each year—
Gonna have to say fuck right off with that. Rebuild roadways to be more bike and pedestrian friendly instead of picking up the Palantir.
ceenote@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.
0·3 days agoI looked up “They’re taking the hobbits to isengard” the other day for no particular reason. I felt old when I saw it was 19 years old. Then I remembered it was on ytmnd before that.
… Have you seen this guy talk? He’s pretty fuckin dumb.
ceenote@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Big-brained execs are outsourcing decisionmaking to AIEnglish
0·4 days agoGetting others to do shit for them is all they know.
ceenote@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•How people rate the morality and ethics of their fellow citizens
0·4 days agoIt’d be interesting to see a before/after of Rupert Murdoch run media getting established in places…
ceenote@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Good for meeting your FDA required minimum!
0·4 days agoJust like momma used to make!
In hindsight, he probably did it not out of any shame, but because he wanted to go out in a way that might make people view him as a tragic, misunderstood figure. If Epstein did kill himself, it was probably for the same reason. Narcissists, both of them.
ceenote@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•After all these years, it's hard to believe it's gone.
0·4 days agoSee, I know what you’re doing, but imma click it anyway
Oh yeah, that makes sense. Hopefully Satan finds a better partner who deserves him.
Wait, how did Saddam Hussein get into heaven?
Deceptive marketing. The 80 lb model is the budget model, but the picture shows the much fancier 300 lb model.
ceenote@lemmy.worldto
science@lemmy.world•Medical journal The Lancet blasts RFK Jr.’s health work as a failureEnglish
0·6 days agoOf all the people I know, the ones who are doctors hate RFK Jr. most passionately.
I was divinely mandated to lead, not to read!
A terminator with peach’s voice would be pretty funny, but not ha-ha funny.
ceenote@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It is 2003, I am playing a new expansion for Diablo 2 as the US starts a war in the Middle East. It is 2026, I am playing a new expansion for Diablo 2 (!) as the US starts a war in the Middle East.
0·7 days agoReading the OP, it looks to me like it’s about both of them. It was just a joke.
ceenote@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It is 2003, I am playing a new expansion for Diablo 2 as the US starts a war in the Middle East. It is 2026, I am playing a new expansion for Diablo 2 (!) as the US starts a war in the Middle East.
0·7 days agoLord of Destruction was released in 2001, not 2003. I’m saying it’s the one that wasn’t new.
ceenote@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It is 2003, I am playing a new expansion for Diablo 2 as the US starts a war in the Middle East. It is 2026, I am playing a new expansion for Diablo 2 (!) as the US starts a war in the Middle East.
0·7 days agoIn the early 2000’s, a 2-year old expansion wasn’t “new,” though. 2 years later is around the time the next game should be coming out.



I think it’s a joke about Mg vs mg.