

You can’t “never” get malware on Windows, but you can avoid a lot of it with common sense. I used Windows for ~30 years before jumping ship a few years ago (to Mac) and I had a couple malware issues, but nothing major. No ransomware (did get it on Android once, but right after flashing custom firmware, so I just wiped and re-flashed). Just being very careful.
Anything that tells you to disable your antivirus is probably not your friend and is probably trying to get malware on your system. Anyone telling you to disable any part of your security software (even if, and especially if it’s “just” your ad blocker) is not your friend and is probably trying to get malware (or specifically ransomware) on your system.
Now, I know… you can’t really pirate software without cracking it… but when a game is on GOG (no DRM) and Steam (DRM), and you see the “Steam version, but cracked”, you have to ask yourself, why they didn’t just get the GOG version? Part of it is the thrill of the challenge. But then it wants you to disable your antivirus? That’s someone looking to make a buck or two off of you. They didn’t go with GOG because they wanted to turn your computer into part of a botnet or something. Fuck what they say, look at what they do. Now, if the game’s not on GOG… you have to trust others who say that group is not shady, and even then, something can still go wrong. But riddle me this… if you can supply a program that cracks a game or program for me to make it so it runs DRM-free on my machine, but I have to disable my antivirus to run it… why couldn’t you just crack it on your end? Why do I need to run that program on my end… to put it another way, why can’t the one guy who released it do the work one time? Why do the 500+ people who download each need to do it? Unless you’re trying to build a botnet, so of course you need them to run it.









Not gay, but this song was always SUPER fun to sing in Rockband. Not sure if it’s too on-the-nose or what, but I stand by it as an absolute banger, regardless of who you’re attracted to.
Electric Six - Gay Bar - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE
Maybe open with that to lighten the mood? Also, it’s only about two minutes long (plus an intro). Plus, taking the piss outta Lincoln.