These plastic caps are a travesty! Paper roll of 100 or GTFO.

But also yes.

Ah, British plugs, how I miss you…

Cool display!

Been doing it for 20-odd years at this point… you can only imagine

Every time she says she didn’t sleep well, I apologise for snoring just in case.

Every time I’m awake in the night and she’s snoring, I just try and ignore it.

HELLO DAVE?!

That sucks, friend. Hopefully things improve for you soon.

I was looking for a job and then I found a job

And heaven knows I’m miserable now

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!” and I’ll look down, and whisper “No”.