… the text was added later, my friend

Ah! You got the same amount of ass as me. Flat assers stand up! Just be sure to grab your pants, so they don’t fall down when you do.

“How do we show that this character is a man?”

“Hmm… give him, like, absolutely no ass.”

“Perfect! Now straight men won’t be confused about the dummy thick”

Anthony Mackie on Eminem’s rap battle with him from 8 mile

Foot: just a stupid, broken hand with tiny fingers and a super fucked up fused wrist. What’s so hard about that? (This is a joke, my foot drawings also look fucked. What even are feet?)

You can’t kill all the stupid people without killing everyone. We’re all stupid in our own ways.

Nature: come over

Life: I’m busy tonight, got plans

Nature: I’ve got a niche that needs filling

Life: Already on the way

The round earth viewpoint is very boring to discuss. It is round, obviously, but anything fun about that feels like math to talk about. A myth about a flat earth feels mystical and like you’re in a secret group. There’s an appeal in believing something that skeptics have a hard time understanding. I know, I’ve been both in my life, and the struggle is real. (Never a flat earther, though)

No, we don’t. This disease doesn’t have pandemic potential. It has “kill every other fucker who gets it”, which means it’ll burn itself out super fast, even if it could spread fast (which it can’t).

Well, there was evidence that it helped and then mainstream pharmaceutical buried the evidence and killed all the scientists. Cause it’d affect their bottom line. And then you’ve got the secret kabal controlling everything that wants us hooked on their drugs for mind control. The anti-christ is alive, right now, and his name is healthcare /s

The real reason is probably that it was a dewormer that helped some very sick people feel better when they had covid, and then conspiracies about it took off when scientists said “yeah, thats probably not helpful for covid”. Science is a messy process, but because of the authoritative way it’s taught, people have trouble connecting the process of finding answers in real time with the firmness of the results. That, plus grifters pumping people full of fear and anxiety so they coming back for the next hit. It’s not pushing ivermectin because they have stake in it. It’s pushing ivermectin because it fits a pre-established narrative and thinking is, like, real tough, y’all. You gotta, like, put effort into that. Which is dumb. I’ve got this one drum, I’mma bang it all day.

Hahaha! You think we have all the idiots! HAHAHA! MOTHERFUCKER WE EXPORT THAT SHIT!!!

Nah, that’s just your biases in this scenario. That’s not in the text

I mean, it’s about as harmless as it could be in those tight quarters. Barring a mishap, that grenade won’t even arm itself, let alone explode.

Yeah, parmesan’s a flavor. It’s Italian

They can’t care. If they don’t relentlessly pursue profit quarter after quarter, they’ll be consumed by companies who will. There is no planning for the future, only profits.

Yes, “cat” “puke”

Say what you want to say, Susan

You shit on the davenport-

Goddammit Susan

- and forced me to clean it

It’s a fucking couch, Susan.

“Other consumables”

Just some steamed hams

Yeah, thank fuck that your legally and physically required safety equipment is functional otherwise you’d have to murder them for the sin of existing in the road. It’s not your fault that we made our transportation infrastructure into the most dangerous game, but he should be extra glad that you’re not gleeful about the murdering that you won’t be doing to him, if you can help it.