Hey, can we stop calling everything with a computer “AI”? Order management systems have been a thing long before LLMs were invented (I’ve worked on one). This was perhaps one of the first applications of computing. Humans hand writing an order form in a major grocery store hasn’t been a thing since like the 80s.

Also, I’m like 80% sure this article was barfed out by an LLM. The em-dashes be everywhere.

I don’t feel too bad for the 1 in 1000 women that weirdly crave being hit on in public with headphones on. Maybe some day she’ll meet the OP which is the 1 in 1000 men who weirdly don’t realize that people with headphones on don’t want to socialize.