“Oops, something happened to the Constitution. Oh well, I guess it’s gone now. We should make a new one!”

Edit: No, the Constitution isnt on the plane, but I like my snarky comment anyway.

Communism

The developers said they did not believe they made any “obvious” operational mistake. After discovering the compromised key, they attempted to secure their system by deleting exposed keys, disabling Google Gemini API access, and enabling two-factor authentication across their accounts.

I’m no “cloud developer”, but there seem to be a few obvious operational mistakes described just in that paragraph alone…

There are only 535 Americans’ opinions that might matter, and only if they have enough support to not only pass a law revoking the President’s war authority, but upholding the inevitable veto. I’m not holding my breath.

… wait, what? Next are you gonna tell me that the “cocksucking” badge I got from that one scoutmaster is fake?

Maybe they’ll start a new organization, not only for Trump fans, but specifically for the Youth. Where have I heard that idea before?

Doesn’t the SecDef have more important things to do right now? Like fight a war no one but his boss wanted?

But if the President does it, it’s not illegal…

But if you are not actively aligning your political views with the Administrations’ priorities, aren’t you a domestic terrorist anyway?

Well, the Furher has decreed that birthright citizenship is verboten, so these mothers can be forced to give birth, and then when the stateless babies are deported they can pad ICE’s deportation stats. A win-win proposition! (For everyone but the people whose lives are being ruined, but this Administration does not care.)

That was baa-d advice.

Did you pay for that advice? If you did, you got fleeced.

They’re lucky they’re already wearing diapers.

We’re about to see Trump issue an executive order proclaiming her to be natural-born citizen, and enough Republican states to say “Yup, that’s good enough for us! After all, we already had one President from Kenya…”

Maybe Donald has decided he can’t really trust Don Jr. and wants Melania to run in 2028. That way he can stay in the White House.

I have always said America is too sexist right now to elect a woman as President but maybe an exception can be made for a woman who would be so obviously taking orders from her husband.

It makes sense, Trump is doing he can to restore monarchy in the US, why not other countries as well?

Roger, Roger.

Corporations are People now, though. So telling a multi-billion entity they can’t do something that a small local business can is discrimination against corporate persons.

Won’t anyone think of the corporations?

The problem with that is that it doesn’t do anything on the front end, with private equity outbidding families in the first place. Yes, it makes it more expensive for the corp after the sale, but all that does is justify raising rents.

I’m not sure whether this proposal will accomplish what it intends to do, but at least the intent is to limit the ability of these private firms to buy up inventory in the first place.

I wonder where they came up with that number? On the one hand, it seems quite large. But on the other hand, in some markets simply having 150 units under management would push you over that limit.