



And he’s not just a talker! Remember when he ripped his opponents’ dicks off during the TV debate? Finally someone with some guts


Top translation and you’re super nice to have taken the time to write the original text.
However I don’t think the translation was necessary: everybody on lemmy obviously speaks flüssig German.


That world, that wonderful utopic world… we could weaponize it!
Claude Lévi-Strauss theorised that human progress actually happens without a clear goal and doesn’t follow a straight line, but rather goes in leaps, changing direction…
Surely these alpha brains were discussing this!
If you, an obviously barbaric and backwards race, don’t want to be hated by us elves (models of perfection), why are you so comically inferior? That doesn’t make sense.


“John Smith”? Doesn’t sound like a local name to me! Yeah don’t bother with the Dakota people ancestry either. They aint from around here. Oh you claim the land belongs to Paleoindian people called ‘Ugluk’ or ‘Kroar’? Well fuck off, glyptodonts should rule this place.


You claim he’s not a Great Leader and yet he’s elected with 112% of the votes? And he doesn’t even boast about the 136% voters turnout, because he’s so humble. Please explain to me how a Moderate Leader could do this??? Or even a Slightly Greater Than Average Leader? Only a Great Leader could achieve this 💯 💪 🇰🇵


I know this sounds cartoonishly evil, but please consider how the unemployment rate went down drastically within this subpopulation.
Now about my newest idea ‘tunnel-sized toddlers with claymore mines’
I’ve heard Sir Christopher Lee declined to play her part in Peter Jackson’s Barbie biopic. Too violent. “Ah Peter, do you know what it’s like to eat the mandibular nerve of a nazi soldier in order to replenish your forces when you have been dropped behind enemy lines? It’s a messy business, but it’s necessary. I had to do it, but I didn’t do it happily… in the beginning at least. Oh yes Peter. Anyway, do you know why we called Barbie “the plastic girl”? She would place explosives in very clever places. The human body holds so many secrets.”
trained to run around a forest
Easiest dog training ever done
It is, of course, not the only island of Slovenia.


Gentle reminder that Henry Kissinger is still dead