That new Archspire album is gonna be a problem

Yeah, I feel like there’s probably a legal reason it’s called “beefy” and not “beef”.

Did it? I think one of the points is that the narrator isn’t particularly trustworthy.

Can I blame inflation for this?

Supposedly he took hours to make the whip. Plenty of time to premeditate on that destruction.

True, but there is a web frontend. Possible it could be using npm and axios somewhere in there.

I still doubt it. But it could happen.

I bet if you turned it into coffee it would certainly wake you up.