Unfortunately I’m not a 42 year old divorced dad so I’m not qualified to run a smoker

Cross your fingers that the rig burns to the ground so you can get your insurance check

TLDR: it’s a “”“news”“” article about a Reddit post and does not remotely represent the average Apple user

I mean personally I usually end up sweatier than a Call of Duty match when I go on vacation so I bring 2 shirts for every day

Sure modern Mars bars might be smaller, but they are also lower quality and much, much more expensive.

If not friend, then why friend shaped?