Huh. TIL.

Thank you.

Too soon.

I don’t know who that is.

At no point in his life did Luke get any. Ever. Hell, Yoda probably slung his leg over more often. But permavirgin Luke? Nope.

So, like, a ‘hunter’ in a high hide shooting an elephant 300 metres away?

I mean, if they’re gonna bitch about it anyway …

See, now people think EVERY member of the NYPD are colossal pussies.

It’s big. I just want it bigger. I like the idea of it hitting my knees when I walk around nude.

So if I steal, I can get … uh … bigger?

Not like the government is using them anyway …

MailSperm.com

And remember, dangerous bears can be anywhere, so always have bear spray on your person!

Lobsters squirt. TIL.

Ah, the cry of teen parties everywhere in Australia when someone rips oven the box, exposing the bladder: “Gooooooon!”

Same difference, innit?

You’re allowed to have sex before marriage if your fellow Jehova’s Witnesses jump up and down on the bed and your genitals accidentally fit together.

Thank you

YOu appear to be quite versed in privacy and security regarding AI’s. Which AI is ‘safe’ to use?

They got to him. Big Face Filler got to him! If they can get to Jim, what hope is there?!

HOA zombies are a plague