“hey so don’t ask how we found this out, but…”

When is the last time you heard someone say something nice about a shark?

Sharknado -> cocaine bear -> cocaine shark -> cocaine Sharknado?

My friend’s dad had a kegerator built into his truck. Tap was in the center console.

He’s either dead or still driving tow trucks.

4th time I’ve seen it in a day. Also it just glamorizes a murderer. No one needs to know that he was a cornhole champion. Cornhole champions are not celebrity.

Wealth. That’s why. It’s money. Simple greed. That is why iron. That is why Imperialism

… Because they literally put the back doors there for themselves.

Whoever stops it might get some kind of award…

That’s… Depressing.

Quick, someone tell Trump about the George Medal. Say it’s the biggest award.

…cornhole champion?

Seems awfully ridiculous to mention.

“Officers surrounded the rapist – who btw was pretty sick at drums – before apprehending him.”

…?

We don’t give the fact that people can be effectively brainwashed enough attention.

Just as people can be programmed, they can be deprogrammed.

How do you deprogram 30% of a nation? Not without yourself committing atrocities.

Time is a flat circle.

Just venting that Aruba, owned by HPE, needed me to set up an sftp server for their product. But, they needed shell access. Also, limiting that shell access to just sftp.

Bruh you sure you dont just need a VM? What are we doing here…?

These guys are a perfect storm. As AI rises and the most absolutely watered down garbage is reigning king, they show us what AI couldn’t in a billion iterations.

My girlfriend will not appreciate this.

I am not a smart man but I am smart enough.

Fun fact: it is trivially easy and costs $0 to track an individual through their ad identifier. They’re not supposed to uniquely identify people, but you really just have to drill down like a dozen or so variables and you’ll uniquely identify just about anyone with a smart phone.

Hey, random person for whom this describes, are you

-Aged 30-34 -White -Male -Educated -Spends a lot of time near you work address -Spends a lot of time near you home address -Spends some time where you vacation the exact time you usually vacation there -Is a 49ers fan -Likes artisanal coffee -Android user -Listens to late 90s and early 00s metal -Wears pants size 38/32.

Guess what there’s like 3 of you in the world. And we can get all 3 ad ids in the real time bidding market and track all 3 of you until we deduce which one is you.

Now I know where any person for whom I perform these steps is located, basically in real time.

It’s that bad. It’s a well known issue with I guess too much money behind it to fix? Idk.

There are even circumstances you can claim unemployment after you quit.

Not many circumstances. But they exist.

I think the “argument” is that it’s massively gray.

So much stuff can be considered gambling.

It needs to be handled. Idk how. But the term is too encompassing to just outright make illegal.

And a paid vacation if you claim the unemployment. Not your regular rate but better than nothing.

Yep.

It’s like they wanna get bought to compete with GitHub or something.

They’re moving fast and breaking things. And bloating their product in the process. In the last 24 months they paid over $1M to a single bug bounty hunter who basically took them to the cleaners.

But totally agree. It’s the best UX, best product for home lab or even small enterprise use if you’ve got someone to get it tuned appropriately.

In his first term I liked to think that he was actually Andy Kaufman in a fat suit. That he’d faked his death and this was his Gesamtkunstwerk.

It would have been legitimately on brand, and as a punchline being “humanity is fucking stupid you’re all fucked,” would be hysterical.

Alas…