Thanks. I’ll use that tactic whenever someone says “I’ve got nothing to hide”.

Do you mean to tell me that “you’ve got nothing to hide”?
Like no bodies at all?

Gen Z & Alpha right-wingers that are not gluttons for punishment

At this point you should know that the older generations will never allow you to climb up to their level

Reese Witherspoon

Conquer it, give it back to the rightful owners, have them rename it.

Check if it breathes

Marxist-Leninism

I’ve got a top 10 list:

1. soyuz nerushimy
2. respublik svobodnykh
3. splotila naveki
4. velikaya Rus’
5. zdravstvuyet sozdanny
6. voley narodov
7. sovetsky soyuz
8. druzhby narodov
9. nadyozhny oplot
10. kommunizma vedyot

I won’t accept this until Florida becomes part of Mexico and there will be at least one First Nations country.

1. Obesity pandemic

Ever since Ozempic came on the market, it seems like we’re slowly getting a handle on it.

2. Overpopulation in Africa/Asia

Automation is causing them to stop having children as more jobs require higher education and there’s less jobs around altogether.

3. Poverty in Africa/Asia

Related to overpopulation. China has lifted itself up completely.
India is also doing better every year.
Famines in African nations have severely been reduced these days and all of them are now war related.

I’ll boycott anything for petty reasons

A zygote?
Don’t we grow up the moment we are conceived?
And what is growing down?

Because I guarantee it!
Would I ever lie to you?

Because he’s afraid the trillionaire would eat him.

Конечно, есть.
Мы уже остановили Пригожина, Навальный и других.

What are the odds anything good happens this November?

What are the odds democrats win every seat available, they remove Trump and his cronies from office and prosecute them, cats sing with dogs, candy falls from the sky, climate change reverses, world peace is declared, the cost of living is cut in half, and Hollywood only makes good movies from now on?

Yeah, I can already see it now…

• Democrats win all seats as tech trillionaire Elon Musk joins Democratic Party
• Elon Musk prosecutes Trump and most of his staff with AI judges
• Global pet pandemic enters new phase, mad cat virus now infects dogs!
• [Not the Onion] Candy crushes children’s playground, 6 grade school children announced dead.
• Climate crisis reverses, we’re entering a new ice age!!
• US President Elon Musk declares world peace
• 50% of global population dies off. On the bright side, people can now afford groceries again
• Is Hollywood too fash? Hollywood regains monopoly over world cinema after brief period of Chinese cinema amid controversy as Homelander becomes America’s new favorite icon.

The refrigerator. If you can’t find it there, at least you’ll have something to eat.

Not 100% sure, but the left one looks for more like a progressive, not a liberal.
And I don’t know about the right one, but conservatives aren’t MAGA either.

The US has four types of monsters not two.

Then the line should be: In communist China, you can afford housing; In capitalist US, housing can afford you.

I still would call it Usonia.