Mallard ducks would be very confused about this post.

Given enough thrust, pigs fly just fine. Don’t stand underneath, though.

Thank god no one pictured simon and furuncle.

Ok, it sounded like you needed to manually open it outside. I agree it’s not perfect and can be improved , but it still works without needing to click too often.

Woah weird, I just watched it by clicking on it in voyager. Maybe something with the instance I’m logged in to?

(Ok, voyager opens the loop link in an embedded browser window,)

Oooh, kinky.

Yep, I’m just annoyed by lazy headlines.

TWICE AS MUCH COMPARED TO WHAT???

My left ball?

Servus, grüner August, Du schmeckst mia so gut.

Is that you, JD?

What really bugs me about it: The first step from “how to ungoogle your phone” is “go, give money to Google” by buying their hardware.

What did the inventor of the wheel say, after they turned it for the first time?

“Friends, that’s a revolution!”

But be careful, if the road ia slippery you might happen to fall onto the chain.