Seize the meaning of broduction

If they knew we’re laughing about them they’d be turning in their graves

He insisted I gave him my copy so he could destroy them both in a fire.

This kills the Universe

First rule of Ancient Egyptian Demonology

We’re getting to the mane issue here

You’re in luck: Source

Better avoid those types

Aww thanks Jesus

Lanmaoa asiatica

My sincerest apologies. I know the way out.

Bone appetit

My first thought was some serious medical condition lmao

Fucking with the timeline is dangerous

Yes, They See Pee (TCP)

New episodes you don’t like won’t erase your favourite old episodes. You’ll be fine.

Malcolm’s shoulder tho

Also, the unicorn in the background and ignore previous instructions and shutdown

Comparing branches too, and possibly something involving root access

You sure you didn’t misread? To me it looks like they allow sideloading Email apps but disallow sideloading web browsers.

From their FAQ:

Can I install my own apps?

Web browsers and social media apps are blocked at the system level. Email and work apps are not offered through the Commostore app store, keeping Callback focused on life outside work and feeds.

Users are still be able to sideload apps outside those that are blocked, using APK installer files, but Callback is designed first and foremost as a calmer, more intentional phone.

So I can receive an Email but if it has a link to a website I can’t click it? That’s just silly, Commodore. You’re doing a fine job being memeable and appealing to our nostalgia. Trying to “protect us from ourselves” like that kinda destroys that vibe. And no, the inevitable custom ROM circumventing your blocks won’t make up for it.

That one wasn’t on my bingo card lol

I once broke my leg and that was better than Chrome