Kansas.

How have you not seen the wizard of Oz dude go watch a movie. That’s like the most famous movie.

I was called to jury duty twice specifically in areas I practiced in. I got kicked in peremptory challenges, which sucks because they were cases I was legitimately interested in seeing through to completion, but also I have been called as an expert witness in that kind of case and can and probably would have evaluated the testimony in front of the jury and swayed other jurors opinions. You don’t want an individual juror to sway other jurors. It was good and right I got kicked. But less fun for me. I almost stayed and watched the trials, but I had to work.

Just call it an album dude. An LP is vinyl. Digital LP, while I get it refers to a specific length… Aaaaa it feels like you’re pedanting where you don’t have to pedant. We get you, you’re among friends and well wishers and Satan’s maggoty cumfart is probably here and probably likes you too

that’s fine, the infrared and laser sensors will capture your unique anal signature and track your leavings just fine

A pun is a play on words which have the same sound but different meanings or an expression in which two different applications of a word present an odd or ludicrous idea. It’s kind of quibble or equivocation.

it took 9 mothers 1 month each.

he turned into panties?

i have a friend who’s 7’1" and he leads with it. played in greece. he says he was terrible, just tall. but hell, if i played pro anywhere i’d lead with it too.

i have become pastel

in california in summer, cold water is nice. in minnesota in winter, yeah i was going to stab anyone that came between me and johnny (yes i named my bidet johnny)

is that the one that’s the $35 cold water enema hooked up to the main?

if you are in the united states they make this thing called a washlet. it’s basically what they call a bidet here. it’s a combined toilet seat and bidet, so you don’t have to do the waddle of shame to a different fixture. fancy ones have warm water, blow driers, heated seats, cameras, play songs when you sit down or stand up, like the works. toto is the top brand.

Disagreed! (also good comic choice! i love Indexed! i really need to set up a webcomics rss again) as my brother in law in law in law in law in law in law (i think that’s the right number i lost count) with the most stressful job is very worried about aliens (he’s not in ice, he’s in medicine near the border). so not really space aliens although we do like talking ufos, we have seen some weird shit in the mountains near santa cruz but like, we were pretty high (on weed. and also my family likes playing pranks with a bigfoot suit i absolutely cannot tell anyone when or where we go camping) so like take it with an ocean of salt.

her mom’s OF?

twenty bucks is living your best life, by giving up on it, by eating at arby’s.

what’s with this definite article

you know, after this I’m really starting to doubt Trump’s commitment to Sparkle Motion

krasnov’s drunk again

i think the great dane is just compensating for something. little dane is who everyone really wants to be

you’re not entirely wrong