You are already paying for the food, aren’t you?

So it isn’t free.

And you don’t need wait staff to open your own bottle either.

That is just the plot of Thunderpants

I believe the guy forgot the jar on the radiator and it boiled his own cum into a gas that dispersed around his house.

Fuck that noise.

Reality is already bleak enough. Don’t need it when I try to escape it.

Why does she stay in his room? Was she waiting for him to die or something?

Got it to move sideways. When I passed out drunk.

No, at 5:00h

Why are you putting a 0 in front of that? Do you also say 0100€?

They could do it with 5 billion crabs. So I’d say around that number.

Why would anyone delete their gym?

This is just straight up an advertisement for a brand of cookies.

Not without a bomb implanted in their skull and a mission to take down NATO

And then we pour them into engines to make em go.

Putin, and tankies are repeating it.

You mean like the sexuality of straight people can not be satisfied because there are other hotter people of the same sex as their spouse?

By spinning like the wheels of a screw tank.

Missed a couple of hundred mentions.

Wouldn’t be able to handle it.

My browser clears everything every time I close it. Like sessions, logins, history, cookies, …

If I need it I will be able to find it again. Or I create a bookmark. That is what you’re supposed to do anyway.

It is next to the Windows key.

It isn’t crazy, Adobe has copyrighted PDFs.

They locked it down so hard. The only way to mess with it is with pirated software.