Say it to his face!

If you’re not using a bidet, or wetting up your toilet paper before wiping with it, that happens, anyway.

N’hot Dog?

Indeed it is, and indeed it does; it even rolls over your neighbor’s dog! Not only is it better than bad, I would even dare go so far as to say: it’s good!

In fact, it does; alone, or in pairs! 💁🏿‍♀️

During the very early years of a local fandom convention, there was a similar problem.

Then, one year, gift bags with toiletries were handed out.

The hint was taken, and the convention has smelled better ever since.

🎵 The Fe-di, the Fe-di 🎵 It’s big, it’s hea-vy, it’s wood!

I remember essentially turning a BASIC prompt into a spinning, geometric rave decoration back in 5th grade, and thinking it was the coolest shit ever, but really… it was all about Math Blaster and The Oregon Trail in the years up to that point, and for several years later.

And yes, I’d go back in a heartbeat.

Does that babby hate its meat?

Sorry for the incredibly late reply, but yeah.

It’s called the “Message Version,” and it sounds like it wouldn’t be out of place as the credit roll for a shite remake of The Neverending Story. (lyrics)

(if you have a mighty need to regret something later: Invidious / YouTube)

Some of my favorites include:

The Mysterious Cities of Gold

Spartakus and The Sun Beneath The Sea

ALF

Jayce and The Wheeled Warriors

“Children,” by Robert Miles.

It became even worse when lyrics were added.