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  • jtrek@startrek.websitetome_irl@lemmy.worldMe_irl
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    6 hours ago

    I think there’s something analogous to parasites or cancer in large organizations. People who are bad for the health of the organization, through things like creating too many inefficient meetings or stifling useful behavior, accumulate in time. They’re not so egregious that the immune response kicks them out, but they adapt to the system and fatten themselves up at the expense of the host.

    You know the archetype. The “product guy” who’s always looking busy with a spreadsheet, but mostly just slows down meetings.








  • I tried so hard to get things done at work at first. Everything just grinds along through meetings and “research spikes”. Things that should take 30 minutes take months.

    So, I guess that’s what they want.

    Except they also want us to use AI to go faster. The problem isn’t generating code too slowly. It’s the numbing void of meetings and “process”.



  • Americanism? Force them to say they’re anti-american? On the other hand, they say they’re anti-anti-fascism, so maybe that won’t work.

    But I think there is something to the idea of taking progressive ideas and wrapping them in a thin layer of american exceptionalism to get certain kinds of people on board. Don’t say “recycle to save the earth”. Say “only in AMERICA can we turn trash into COOL SHIT. FUCK YEAH! AMERI-CYCLE YOUR SHIT”


  • Imagine if wage theft was treated the same as petty theft. Some sweaty fuck looking shifty at an excel document, and then three cops kick open the door. “ON THE GROUND STOP RESISTING HE’S GOT A GUN”

    BANG BANG BANG. BANG.

    Newspapers all like “The manager was no angel…”










  • Well, yes, “why don’t you care about things?” is a timeless problem. People don’t like to see beyond the immediate. Probably because in pre-history, the creatures that focused on right now did better than the ones who went “but if we keep cutting down the trees, eventually it’s going to cause problems.”

    Well, now we have many problems, and our brains have not advanced.