I am genuinely surprised at the amount of people in the comments who don’t realize this is satire

Plus, it’s almost certain that this was Mossad cashing in their Epstein chips at the right moment so they could fire their huge strike but also pull the us alongside like “they did it too”

You can be certain Mossad has had this as a war plan for years and they finally got their payment from Epstein to sign off on it

I haven’t smoked or consumed thc in a year. I took a 10mg edible with a friend a week ago and we went to a hockey game and I felt like my stoned college days laughing about stadium hot dogs. Everyone is different. But tolerance builds more and more the more you consume and more frequently

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Yeah Anthropic has a whole research department for this

https://www.anthropic.com/research/team/interpretability

https://www.anthropic.com/research/tracing-thoughts-language-model

And you’re exactly right. Models at this point at like a trillion floats in complex vectorized matrix math and we don’t really know how that works to produce the output we see

Either that or they were deployed close enough to planned missile strikes, and deemed “acceptable loss” if the balance was killing the leader of Iran

Well, rainbow tables are really valuable in certain disciplines, just not those rainbow tables

well you eyedrop it into your butthole and then expose your butthole to the sun so the positive solar energy modifies it primally because we’re all made of starlight and that’s just how it works

How has Japanese censorship of like one little strip led to whatever this is

lol nvm he sold out in under 24 hours

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/02/27/tech/openai-pentagon-deal-ai-systems

Agreed, though 14 hours ago Sam Altman was like “we agree with those lines”

https://www.axios.com/2026/02/27/altman-openai-anthropic-pentagon

Then less than 24 hours he’s already struck a deal with the military. So it’s certainly giving overt praise to Anthropic, but at the same time here we are

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/02/27/tech/openai-pentagon-deal-ai-systems

Yeah most likely Sam Altman just spun up a side company and copied over the entire model weights and sold it to the government in either a singular purchase/acquisition or license and then can say “well they’re not using OpenAI APIs”

Ah the ol’ crosshair setup

but DIDN’T THE DOW BREAK 50,000 DOLLARS

Everyone pisses, but if you did it 50 times a day you’d go to a doctor.

Yeah one of my favorite little stories / poems is something I read on Tumblr years ago. It’s currently attributed to Swan Jolras:

we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering “is there anybody out there” and hoping and guessing and imagining

because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe

and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us— we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we’d never get to meet them

and then

we built robots?

and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image

and maybe in a hundred years we won’t be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we’ll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won’t be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! we’re people, too! you’re not alone any more! , maybe we’ll be gone

but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?

the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.

and they told us to tell you hello.

The astronauts of today from various nations literally live and work together in shared space stations, less concerned with who’s tribe is better and more concerned with, you know, space, which is vast and doesn’t give a shit about our petty differences

A recipe for grilled rats, Bordeaux-style, calls for the use of alcoholic rats who live in wine cellars. These rats are skinned and eviscerated, brushed with a thick sauce of olive oil and crushed shallots, and grilled over a fire of broken wine barrels.

They really don’t like it when their wine goes to waste