I can write a bash script in five minutes that will say it’s alive if you ask, does that make it so?

Please don’t take this the wrong way, how does legalizing cannabis help the DEA? Doesn’t it basically put them out of a job?

So… last week then?

We here at $brand think your car should be more than just a car… that’s why we’re now including a panini maker in all models! And no, you can’t take it out of the trunk. Just don’t use it if you don’t want it, silly!