Ooo this here could become the best 9/11 conspiracy

Haha that “freezer” label is totally unnecessary I think we’ve all seen a fridge

But why do they have to back in?

Have you seen the movie before you commented? Maybe he is bringing his axes in for repair to an axe repair shop

Do I still need to pay my cc bill?!? Please respond it’s due in 7 hours

“Your honor my client is interested in all kinds of crimes, this has no bearing on this case”

Things might get too hot in the sauna. I guess. Yeah you’re right I forgot about the sauna.

Blinking is superior. Without blinking, you could be staring for up to a minute at the clock unsure if time is moving or even if it exists. Theblink immediately tells you that time is working.

Simple fix: use a strip of electrical tape over your eyes

Forgot to add: walk up backwards to get the package. That way if someone takes a video it looks like they just reversed you DELIVERING the package.

If this isn’t feasible you can also just pour blood directly into one of the ears.