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  • I suppose if you simply label all the people who interpret your comment a certain way as “bots”

    It’s not just a label. It’s a logical conclusion. If I’m talking to my neighbor and I make a joke about how eating cookies will make them explode and they begin to seriously lecture me about how there is no evidence that cookies make people explode and accuse me of lying, I’m going to assume there is something mentally wrong with them. Any rational person would assume that. It’s like a Twilight Zone episode. On the Internet, if two or more people are exhibiting the same symptoms, they’re probably bots.

    Fuck right the hell off with your trolling and your attempts to spread doubt.

    Dang. I feel like I’m in an I Think You Should leave skit.


  • That was absolutely not the impression anyone would get from reading your initial comment.

    They do. Most people are not as irrational and simple as you are.

    Lol that’s not how that works.

    Yes. It is. If you pretend to be a Nazi and spread Nazi propaganda, you are a Nazi. That’s what Mother Night is all about. But I actually got the vaccine because like most people, I didn’t want to get covid. It sounds unpleasant. And if you don’t want covid, get the vaccine.

    You’re actively sowing confusion and doubt and attacking people for being pro-vaccine

    You keep insisting this but it’s not true. No one except you and the bots are getting confused about this. Rational humans will never believe that vaccines will make them explode.

    I mind the other part, the part where you’re discouraging people from getting vaccinated.

    I’m not doing that. That’s all in your head, pal.


  • Yes, I’m sure bashing everyone else who got the vaccine as a brainwashed hypocrite who’s just following trends

    I’m not though because the vast majority of people are not political hobbyists and they, like me, did not get the vaccine because it was fashionable. They got it because it was reasonable.

    Come on, you know as well as I do that none of your comments from the very beginning have been about encouraging anyone to get vaccinated.

    This is not true. But if you insist on believing it, take comfort from the lessons of Kurt Vonnegut’s Mother Night. Even if I’m pretending to encourage people to get vaccinated, it is still encouraging people to get vaccinated. You are who you pretend to be.









  • No, shit? Are you guys having a stroke? Should we send help?

    It’s clearly a joke. Poking fun at the “Regulations are written in blood!” crowd who have to scream “It’s safe and effective!” in everyone’s faces because their very souls on the line if they’re wrong. They’re telling themselves. Especially when they’re yelling it at me.

    For me, if evidence pops up years down the road that it has a statistically increased chance of causing cancer or whatever, it’s no big deal because I know regulations have to be written in blood because that blood is the evidence that there is a problem. We can’t act till we have evidence.

    The question is are you perfectly okay with waiting till people start exploding? What if you explode?