For serious comments, my true audience is the unknown reader. For jokes, my audience is myself alone.
Lemmy dev suggestions: Remove all downvotes. User blocks should keep the blockee from seeing the blocker.
Did you know that, individually, under close examination, polar bear fur is made of tiny little clear, not white hairs. Each hair is an empty tube. It actually only appears white because each tube contains a white colored neurotoxin. That’s why you should never get close to a polar bear.
He was trying to cross the street in India.
For reference, although she didn’t do it perfectly, this is basically how you cross the street in India. You just walk out into moving traffic and hope they don’t kill you.
The article basically says no more about Zoe Hamburger than the headline, just that she transferred from America. Although the article does go on a lot about other McDonald’s issues.
So, basically they really did create an entire article because of her name.