he is making up a story for the Internet.

Or for his wife. “I swear babe, I thought it was only like, 5 beers! Oh well, now that we paid for it…”

Yeah but on the upside you do get to pay for the bombs they’re dropping on Iranian kids.

It would only make them stronger, just like snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat.

Well, legally, they are. Trump issued an EO a few months ago, precisely for cases like these.

Yeah, same for Opeth, Mikael is Opeth for all intents and purposes, him joining a few months after the band’s inception is irrelevant.

what does the new shiny android version has that is worth it?

oems that have shit QA

That’s it in a nutshell. Recent Android versions added really nice features and APIs that app devs won’t bother implementing for a while, because even for the small percentage of users running recent Android versions, OEMs always find clever ways to fuck up their implementation of said APIs.