Vitamin D is hydrophobic meaning you can’t just excrete it in the urine

Short term vs long term gratification

I’m not sure to which extend this is true but this might be correlation. I guess MAGA people are more often privileged while marginalized people are more often woke and due to their marginalization they are depressed

Plot twist: even after signing in, the cat didn’t answer any question

For those who don’t have that luxury: Please give me your data so others can’t steal it. I’ll put it were it’s safe

Wow, rude.

🤯

Thanks, that’s the one I had in mind but seeing it again, I think the one in the post works better

I saw a longer version of this idea once but I don’t remember where

!birdsarentreal@lemmy.world

If still not sure if you’re saying this is a homophobic joke or a joke about homophobia. If I understand you correctly, the joke is that the gays are so stupid, they didn’t realize they want a same sex partner until the light ball told them?

Is it tho? I get that the first panel can be read homophobic but the end subverts all gender norms. If anything, nail and screw are the same gender

Let me introduce you to be Peter principal: As long as you do your job well, you get promoted. On the flip side this means that eventually you arrive at a job you don’t do well and that’s where you stick because you can’t return to your old position but neither will you get fired because you work for the company too long. That’s why there are many people in middle management who did their job well until they had to manage others which isn’t part of their skill set.

Texas is real. It’s so big, you can even see it on the map

Why is the person that actually wanted to help censored and the other reply isn’t?

Fun fact: it was long considered a myth that Luther nailed his 99 thesises on the door until it was found out that this door was basically a black board anyone could pin anything on so it’s likely true but not very impressive

Knowing the average flock size is key in identifying that this is just one sheep too many

Son of an idiot is a cute insult

If that’s your thing, I don’t judge you

Wrong again. Germany was divided into West Germany and East Germany. West Germany was further divided into Stainable West Germany and Stainless West Germany and that’s where it was made.